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IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm, #122408
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm, #121978
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am, #114981
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am, #112713
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am, #112705
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am, #112695
"punisher" was **** movie


HEY - Why so serious?


TAGS: beetlejuice doris joker funny
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 5:58 am, #177965
hey, FREAKING GREAT POSTER!
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 1:41 am, #154287
i'm constipated what do you expect
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 2:33 am, #134783
Okay sweet you made my pencil disappear, but seriously where is it?
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:37 pm, #130794
This motifake get 5 Beetle Juice and 5 Jokers. Well done. I'm still LMFAO...
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:12 pm, #106608
How do it feel to be in the hall of fame?
Sean - August 4, 2009, 5:05 pm, #104644
Looks like some kind of scam, though. I mean she is ***y, but what's all this "share your link" stuff? In the very least it's communism!
Airman - August 4, 2009, 3:49 pm, #104625
It's a site with pictures of a girl who just dumped a guy.. his revenge I guess..
CANADA - August 4, 2009, 3:41 pm, #104624
IDK but he hit all the top ranked
Agent K - August 4, 2009, 3:37 pm, #104622
is this a** clown going to post this link on every poster??
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 2:45 pm, #104225
SCORE!
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 11:10 pm, #100688
LMAO! I love irony xD
motifake - July 7, 2009, 10:19 pm, #94415

Amsome... its amsome!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:13 pm, #94401
THIS POSTER IS f***ING AWSOME!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:12 pm, #94400
I know squeilers! and you...are a squeiler!
Eggnik - May 30, 2009, 6:17 am, #83065
I knew I wasn't the only one who saw a resemblance.
Justin - April 24, 2009, 3:54 am, #75088
Get away from me ya freak
who now? - April 13, 2009, 3:20 am, #72666
quality of movies aside, does anyone realize how good of a ph**oshop job this is? IT'S f***ING SEAMLESS
Porcelina - March 18, 2009, 6:16 pm, #66503
MWLF, you forgot to add- whilst on acid.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm, #66463
First, watch the Dark Knight, and then watch Beetlejuice and pretend it's the sequel.
Dr. Rank - March 12, 2009, 9:48 pm, #65342
Beetlejuice was bull**** and so was the Dark Night. Dark Knight wasn't f***ing scary at all.
CWIS - March 10, 2009, 6:35 pm, #64924
LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE
Mark - February 20, 2009, 3:00 pm, #60931
This Clobber b***on is Bull****.
Fatty - February 20, 2009, 11:06 am, #60891
I think the site/poster rating reset with the new clobber/offensive b***ons at the bottom.
Airman - February 20, 2009, 10:43 am, #60885
What is going on. This has been on the front page of top rated for months.. now it has NO votes? The whole first 2 pages disappeared
RONSART - February 12, 2009, 2:27 am, #58963
MWLF glad to see you back...you been gone for too long...lol.
Culos - January 18, 2009, 5:18 pm, #52890
So it works for you, let's test me once more
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 5:14 pm, #52889
I'm testing to see if the avatars work. Don't mind me.
Tony Danza - January 16, 2009, 8:42 pm, #52477
this poster is NOTHING against LASERS!!! AND TONY DANZA!
Me - January 16, 2009, 1:35 pm, #52374
Dude, this is so cool. Two awesome characters, one great line.
LogicDude - January 15, 2009, 6:52 am, #52109
No, no...thank YOU MWLF. If I remember, Beetlejuice IS more verbal while the Joker is more violent...kind of like deja vu. I did have to give up my Joker persona though since SOMEONE COPIED ME. Thanks Vanner...just thanks. d*** you.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:17 am, #52081
Congrats, LD! I, meanwhile, have to be Michael Keaton. Although, he was Batman at one point...dammit, that's another caption I could've used!
Porcelina - January 15, 2009, 12:09 am, #52066
I don't know why, but whenever I see this Beetlejuice reminds me of MWLF and the joker reminds me of logicdude O.o
what the hell - January 11, 2009, 11:30 pm, #51387
ive had this happen at least 10 times today, i click on a random motifake and i end up at this one. seriously wtf
murderblade - January 9, 2009, 4:53 pm, #50786
one dead acting career, and one dead actor. brilliant.
Haarakkon - January 9, 2009, 12:19 am, #50600
MWLF, you really have no need to defend yourself from the masses. As you point out, any Beetlejuice quote would probably be too obscure at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:18 pm, #50544
--lend themselves to the picture. If you mean to imply that someone else made a "why so serious?" joke somewhere else, well then, duh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:17 pm, #50543
Creative, welcome to motifake, where most of the 37,000 or so posters are just as you describe. I found the pic, and the title and caption seemed like the most obvious, but the funniest. I even rejected every funny Beetlejuice line because they didn't l
pro - January 8, 2009, 4:23 pm, #50498
Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice - BEETLEJUICE!!
Khatmonsuk - January 8, 2009, 4:10 pm, #50496
Hey, what movie is that guy to the left from?
Creative: - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm, #50479
im glad you know how to copy-paste from other sites
Vanner - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm, #50478
Good 'un
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 2:58 pm, #50477
A Masterpiece...I'm still laughing


SURPRISE ADOPTION CAT - wishes you a happy birthday!!!




TO DO LISTS - They're important.


TAGS: to do lists
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Jalozyin - November 11, 2011, 12:26 am, #225709
I think I can check off the fourth one now.. And now, the fifth. Take another nap.


DR. SHELDON COOPER -




ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!


TAGS: adhd adolas attention deficit squirrel
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm, #243815
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am, #243001
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm, #242989
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle


LONDON 2012 -


TAGS: london olympics 2012
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by krazirefa

CloudchaserS - August 4, 2012, 11:49 am, #238062
5L because it's true!


IF YOU SUSPECT - ... you have one in your neighbourhood, immediately contact the local Humane Society.


TAGS: dogs drugs
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 5, 2013, 3:38 pm, #243228
Yep and may I suggest you use "colours" when you spell Canada, come on what's that all aboot?
ughomer - February 5, 2013, 12:03 pm, #243225
Hmmmmm... "neighbourhood" suggests this poster originated in C - eh,n - eh d - eh. Just saying...


PERFECT DAY -


TAGS: alone peace revenge death freedom
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by daveprime

forseti - August 22, 2012, 9:31 am, #238634
Very nice! Even I prefer foggy weather...
RONHUSTLEMAN - August 22, 2012, 12:08 am, #238629
LMAO


GENETICALLY MODIFIED GOODNESS - The Big "M"


TAGS: hands down winner
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:12 pm, #240110
I Worked At A PLaces Next Door To One What A Smell .


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm, #243902
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am, #238357
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm, #238337
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm, #238264
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am, #238205
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm, #238176
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am, #236504
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am, #236498
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am, #233921
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am, #233918
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm, #233869

Thank you, Budog!~~


EASTER - Has been cancelled


TAGS: easter cancelled dog rabbit
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by tomtomtom

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:43 am, #168827
Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longsh**.


MANS BEST FRIEND - Because you can’t strap a cat across your waist and parachute into Afghanistan.


TAGS: dog parachute war
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Mongo

sarancha - December 2, 2013, 3:38 am, #251340
There is no doubt that man did see a poop or pee.
Mongo - January 29, 2013, 5:58 pm, #242917
They wouldn't have a job when they landed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2012, 2:31 pm, #241883
*just
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2012, 2:30 pm, #241882
I saw this poster Juan now and my first thought was 'why not?......it seems my thinking hasn't changed in two years.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:45 pm, #241880
I know, seriously. For a creature who always land on their feet, they seem not to like to jump off of high places.
Mongo - May 4, 2010, 8:37 am, #174602
It's still cool...thks
espnag - May 4, 2010, 3:43 am, #174598
In fact this picture is from Narvik a town in northern of Norway. It's the Austrian special forces during a Nato drill.
boeweizer - May 3, 2010, 3:22 pm, #174563
that dog ain't big enough to jump wit me
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 3:10 pm, #174561
You can, but your equipment will look like crap when you land. :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 3, 2010, 3:02 pm, #174560
Why not?


QUOTE OF THE DAY: - "You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals." - Paul McCartney


TAGS: adolf hitler nazi germany third reich
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Megrez

EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:50 am, #239093
None of which keeps McCartney from being a douche.
Cealdi - May 24, 2011, 12:43 am, #218988
Y'all are both wrong. He had his dog put down before he killed himself to save her from being tortured by the Russians... and he didn't hate cats; he was a total animal lover (not so much a people lover though apparently)... I love the poster!
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:53 pm, #215221
Turns out he was wrong.
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:52 pm, #215220
I hate to run around correcting people, but your wrong. While Hitler Hated cats he did not intentionally kill his dog. He was given cyanide capsules and stated because his doctor had left the country, that they were fake. To prove it he fed one to his dog
Cloudchaser - January 15, 2010, 12:51 am, #152951
A quote that's not applicable to Hitler because he hated cats and later had his dog and her puppies poisoned.


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256517
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #241060
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


WINDOW LICKERS -




EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Nate

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm, #239423
ROTFLMAO! XD
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm, #146390
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm, #138636
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124765
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124763
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am, #124760
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm, #124678
That river runneth over...


PURPLE HAYS - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...


TAGS: purple hays dont ssem same
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Budog

carebear - March 21, 2012, 3:01 pm, #231793
(carebear BANNED)
holymoly - March 21, 2012, 12:08 pm, #231778
Funny! I like the simple ones... wait what does that say about me?
ughomer - March 21, 2012, 7:14 am, #231765
Good one! Hendrix played left-handed on an upside down Fender Stratocaster strung a**-backward.


DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am, #89366
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm, #89331
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and a**ault rifle from halo


THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Scooby Doo and Velma are prepared, will you survive ?


TAGS: scooby doo velma zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kspace - July 4, 2011, 8:46 am, #220954
Anyone else find that the original artist made Velma look like Ellen Paige?
Budog - July 3, 2011, 10:16 pm, #220937
LMAO... obsess much? But still made me laugh, thanks.
440wakeup - July 3, 2011, 9:05 pm, #220932
i bombed it, because they already infected, scooby chewing on a zombie bone and velmas left bi-cep has been bitten.


WHEN YOU'RE SMILING - the whole world smiles with you


TAGS: laughing dog
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Smokemdanks - June 24, 2012, 3:58 pm, #236576
5L for the killer instinct game in the back =O
ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 1:53 am, #223858
5 forced smiles.


THE MANY MOODS OF FEDOR -


TAGS: mma ufc fedor affliction fight fighting
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by disco

DetectiveArcher - September 25, 2008, 9:26 pm, #23331
I can't wait for him to finish up his new look: Magnum.


MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!




THE RIGHT CHOICE -


TAGS: freedom speech guns rights bill
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Ism

mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:48 pm, #237713
lol...


THE VERY LATEST - In domestic zombie protection


TAGS: very latest domestic zombie protection
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 29, 2011, 6:33 am, #227049
Vulture, that is a really neat article. Thanks for posting it.
vulture - December 28, 2011, 8:11 pm, #227036
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house#. There's several references, but this seems to be a good version, with lots of ph**os.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:53 pm, #226920
You wouldn't happen to have a number...email address....something?
Budog - December 24, 2011, 1:54 am, #226892
It's good for when the mother-in-law is coming to visit too.
ICEMAN - December 24, 2011, 12:37 am, #226890
Fred.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 12:15 am, #226889
i want the name of that architect...
TheWolf - November 24, 2011, 9:59 am, #226127
Holy crap thats awesome
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 6:54 pm, #226081

i want !


GO AHEAD - dress me in just ONE more silly little outfit!


TAGS: chihuaha dog
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by vilnius

MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 8:47 pm, #238588
Cute one for DigMyDog too!


DOCTOR WHO - because I couldn't look away from a statue for a week.


TAGS: doctor who
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by Emily

mallen - January 28, 2009, 4:31 am, #55155
lol, side effects of doctor who may include irrational fear of inanimate objects.


PERSPECTIVE -




DOCTOR WHO IS BATMAN - Your argument is invalid.


TAGS: batman costume dr doctor who
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by shoulders

Talisman - September 3, 2011, 11:38 am, #223886
Oh my god, that's freaking epic!


MAN'S BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: loyal dog man s best friend
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Brent4Christ

Kakashi09 - June 27, 2011, 1:48 am, #220635
Wilfred on FX is a pretty good show
Brent4Christ - June 24, 2011, 8:02 pm, #220506
That show looks stupid. I actually got the quote from "Marley & Me."
the1stCOMMI3 - June 23, 2011, 2:43 pm, #220453
this poster makes me want to see the new FX series "Wilfred" even more


WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MaxChaplin

turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm, #243266
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.


TAGS: dogs friendship love puppies
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Bizy

Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:56 pm, #229085
You should submit this to Moti-twist as well


A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY... - Wiener Dogs kicked some serious ASS!




DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet


TAGS: dogs roof cats land feet
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Budog

dizzie107c - April 20, 2012, 7:09 am, #233581
to funny
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:54 am, #226040
5uperb
Reality Lord - November 21, 2011, 11:54 pm, #226036

lol...n1 budog and welcome to bear.
bear4lyfe - November 21, 2011, 9:51 pm, #226032
ROFL, this is priceles5. btw, hi all, been a stalker here for a long time, finally made an account.


ADMIT IT... - You Just Threw Up In Your Mouth a Little Bit, Didn't You, Moneypenny?




"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -


TAGS: work bar wine antidote virus
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm, #259982
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm, #248794
I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!


DAMN FAERIES - Stop buzzing around me and kill some enemies for once!


TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by fineline

Mr. Shiny - August 11, 2010, 12:46 am, #188758
nah, needs a better caption. 2 Lions I guess...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:21 am, #177597
I though there was more than just.... motifakes. You can't expect me to believe that the twinkle in your eyes was just because of one of these "beer-fakes"!!!!!1111 I fall for it every time.... ;(
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm, #177581
LOL, forseti! You knew what this was before we did what we did!
forseti - May 24, 2010, 6:19 am, #177505
aggy, you never phoned me back! Shame on you...
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:16 am, #177489
Threatening a mod is ignorant. Threatening me with a phone call is laughable. I'd give you my address before I'd give you my phone number, but I don't want you to show up and ruin my property value. See you in two weeks, sleeping beauty.
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:04 am, #177487
That'll do piggy... that'll do.
fineline - May 24, 2010, 12:50 am, #177486
No, agdaniele. YOU are the "insert bull**** tag that moderators insist on using because they don't have one single microbe of creativity", and if you don't like it you can burn in Hell!
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm, #177007
I must reject the Fons...I'm more the Vern' and Shirely type.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:17 pm, #176783
We all need to de a bunch of Fonzies here....
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm, #176782
See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Banhammer here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of timmys.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm, #176781
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the internet that's evil and selfish.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:15 pm, #176780
And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', fineline. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:18 pm, #176768
I can't find my Macy's with both hands...oh, there they are!....swollen, again :(
rerun - May 19, 2010, 9:13 pm, #176766

isn't wrath a type of find chocolate sold at Macy's?
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:01 pm, #176764
tenterhooks?? I get tingles just saying that word
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:54 pm, #176763
In a few days, we shall perhaps feel some wrath. I wonder if it tickles..! I'm on tenterhooks, guys.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:38 pm, #176750
What's wrong, sweetheart? Why'd you delete your reply to me before I could read it?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:08 pm, #176746
I always liked Zelda games. I like this poster. I do not particularly care for its creator... for some reason.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:53 pm, #176743
TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash... face, you're probably right... ;)
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 4:32 pm, #176738
I believe this poster pertains to zelda and the annoying fairy thing that flies around you the whole game.
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 4:04 pm, #176729
It's an animated movie from the early '90's...it would make a pretty cool MMORPG though...Peace out! (see I'm still hip!) *ouch!* My hip!
Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:48 pm, #176725
Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 3:46 pm, #176724
@ Red: Game? This poster is about a game? I thought it was a rerence to "Fern Gully: The Last Rain Forest". d***, I'm behind the times.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:41 am, #176703
Don't be so sure....I'm freaky that way.
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am, #176702
If only that would really happen in the game...
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am, #176701
Uh... I typed that before I read that comment we simulposted. :( Moooo is not absurd looking, I'm sure.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am, #176700
That would be an absurd looking person. LoL :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am, #176699
42-42-42?....Nope those are my measurements.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:37 am, #176698
112-19-357?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am, #176697
Pffffffffffffft.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am, #176696
36-24-36?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:32 am, #176695
I thought I told you... I'm not proud of the way I WAS... And you gotta pay the bills somehow.:( Anyway, that's my old number.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:29 am, #176692
He could find that on any bathroom wall...Hiyooooooo......Please don't Ban me.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 11:27 am, #176691
oh come on everybody. he gets 5 lions from me for this really creative try to get TOC's number! ;)
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 10:57 am, #176685
I was banned for a week once; it was like the solitary confinement scene in "Papillon". But I have emerged stronger, and step up to defend my brethren from the shallow minded trolls who appear here on occasion.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:32 am, #176669
Scratch that; I have PMd you. You WILL reply, or be temporarily banned.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am, #176668
Please go to the forum side and send a PM to us. Or me. Or somebody. That is your equivalent of a phone call.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am, #176667
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 9:27 am, #176665
And the phone number to call you at to talk to you about this directly is... Until you can actually provide a phone number to verbally discuss this, CLAM UP!
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:58 am, #176659
Relax thee, Drago... you were complimented... I wasn't trying to be Sly.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am, #176656
How pathetic is it when someone's whole world is online to the point that they consider a phone call as "confronting directly"?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:42 am, #176652
Something tells me this is a returning member... walking the 'fine line.' Even after all the comments about posters, he has refrained from 1L bombing, which is the usual first course of action.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:39 am, #176651
It's a pity really...he/she/it probably went and ruined their own day. Shame really.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:35 am, #176650
That's where the "intellectually challenged" part comes in...He/She just can't see it!
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:33 am, #176649
What's irritating is that aggy was --complimenting-- this poster.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:29 am, #176648
Ya know fineline you can't walk the walk. Trying to sound intellectually superior only shows what an a*** sphincter you truly are. It's like trying to enroll in a class theoretical physics with a SAT math score of 2....It isn't going to happen dude.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:17 am, #176645
Confront who? Me?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 7:17 am, #176644
And the reason they don't provide us with a customer service phone number to confront them directly about anything like this is because....?
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:38 am, #176643

fineline....1. he was stating that this was good work. 2. you have no "wrath" to speak of here. 3. Keep pushing your luck and face the wrath of the community backed up by the moderators
fineline - May 19, 2010, 4:58 am, #176640
STOP CRITICIZING PEOPLE, OR FACE MY WRATH! Yes, I'm talking to you, moderator.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:54 pm, #176576
Ok, see people? It's not impossible to make a very good one.


COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRACY - License and registration sir. Do you have any idea of why I pulled you over today ?


TAGS: coincidence conspiracy cop donut truck
Rating: 4.75/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:36 pm, #231359
Me gets the feeling we won't see this on COPS
falloutghoul - March 2, 2012, 10:07 pm, #230534
"Cuz you can smell it!"
carebear - March 2, 2012, 11:46 am, #230520
(carebear BANNED)


RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."




PRANKS - Hilarious when they don't happen to you


TAGS: pranks airhorn doorknob wtf
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:15 pm, #226608
writing this one down...
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:06 pm, #226026
It's perfect for sleepy people XD lol!!!
Rad - November 21, 2011, 12:49 am, #226004
This would make my wife soil herself! Great idea!


WALK LIKE A MAN - IF POSSIBLE


TAGS: stick deodorant
Rating: 4.77/5

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mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:08 pm, #237714
lol... and if not possible, avoid sitting
ughomer - July 27, 2012, 10:10 am, #237703
Go USA, beat China!
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 9:03 am, #237701
good'n Mr ug


IMAGINATION - There is no such thing as automatic doors only polite ninjas




SECURITY -


TAGS: child and her dog
Rating: 4.72/5

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lgvernon - April 20, 2012, 1:28 pm, #233593

I did, RL!~~Thank you~
Reality Lord - April 20, 2012, 7:37 am, #233585

love it. did you drop this at moti-twit...and digmydog?


REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...


TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am, #238296
U just made my day ;)


IT'S SIMPLE - Kill the Burger King


TAGS: mcdonalds the joker burger king zomg waffles
Rating: 3.59/5

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stavro1 - November 14, 2009, 11:23 pm, #136638
you asked
JESSE - June 11, 2009, 10:22 pm, #86118
does anyone notice how well of a crop job this is?!
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 3:11 am, #58229
Hell of a plan. Epic battle right there.


ALL YOU NEED - is love, love love is all you need


TAGS: rescued dog
Rating: 4.77/5

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stalkere - December 18, 2011, 10:18 am, #226707
"If you rescue a dog, feed him, heal him, bind his wounds, restore him to health, he will be forever grateful. That is the main difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain Truth!
maoworks2 - November 15, 2011, 8:22 am, #225823
That makes my day,thank you
NumberXIII - November 15, 2011, 3:10 am, #225812
Well, wouldn't you love a person forever if they pulled you out of a festering rat hole and healed, cared for, and loved you?
CloudchaserS - November 14, 2011, 11:53 pm, #225805
Ever notice how animals in need seem to have a special kind of affection for the humans who help them?
tellitlikeitis - November 14, 2011, 9:25 pm, #225803
Beautiful. Animals have no voice...heroes are the humans that protect them.
gas - November 14, 2011, 9:20 pm, #225801
wow, hard to believe it's the same dog
rerun - November 14, 2011, 7:45 pm, #225796

WOW. This is better than amsome.


DONATE - for Good will...




THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.




BACKSTABBERS -


TAGS: karma matadors bull horns
Rating: 5/5

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MercAlert - May 15, 2012, 5:18 pm, #234667
By sodomizing him?
moerdijk - March 17, 2011, 1:59 pm, #214510
teapotting?
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:36 pm, #207565
ouch 5L
jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 8:49 pm, #190896
He is just helping that poor guy over the fence, really
crankyhead - August 24, 2010, 4:50 pm, #190641
very nice


WATCH DOG -




WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "


TAGS: when bored i text random
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2012, 12:32 pm, #239261
I'm feeling a little bored right now; but I believe I have a particular number in mind of whose owner is OCD, lol!
CloudchaserS - February 26, 2012, 1:08 pm, #230175
Best done only if you have caller ID blocked or the cops actually could pay you a visit!
Feasibly - February 26, 2012, 11:59 am, #230174
Dang it Budog! I shoulda known that was you!
GaryO - February 26, 2012, 11:45 am, #230173
5ounds Steven Wrightish….nice take Bud
Reality Lord - February 26, 2012, 9:52 am, #230167

lolz


HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT -


TAGS: dog nose alien
Rating: 4.59/5

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Bob85 - November 29, 2013, 4:58 pm, #251289
If you let your eyes go out of focus the center one kind of looks like an owl wearing an ammo belt.
GaryO - November 26, 2012, 11:17 am, #240967
Good one, Emilio…5L for the composition…and yes, we like irth…gonna sit, stay. Woof.
MissPriss - November 26, 2012, 9:27 am, #240966
Kinda explains GaryO too!
MissPriss - November 26, 2012, 9:26 am, #240965
Thanks...now when I have to go feed the dog, she's gonna freak me out when she looks at me! 5Lien dogs...that explains a lot though teehee. You've gotta drop this by outthere!


TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.




PARANOIA -


TAGS: big dog little dog humor
Rating: 4.5/5

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zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 8:36 pm, #230772
THE CHIHUAHUA IS LIKE IRAN LOL ALTHOUGH THE REALLY FUNNY PART IS THAT IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED WITH THE CHIHUAHUA CHASING THE PIT IT WOULD BE LIKE THE USA AND IRAN RIGHT NOW LOL THE TRUTH IS FUNNIER THEN FICTION LOL WE THE USA IS AFRAID IRAN
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm, #230698

...and THAT'S what i keep telling my shrink.


UP LATE LAST NIGHT - I was making a voodoo doll for, well never mind you will find out soon enough.




Pizza Dog -


TAGS: pizza dog
Rating: 4.24/5

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xnavygunner - February 21, 2014, 9:49 am, #253156
I am so making this!!!!
GaryO - June 23, 2013, 12:14 pm, #246913
Things like that profound combination is what I live for in the food dept. All week, oatmeal, veggies, juices…..then the weekend….effing WOOF! 5L
JesusWept - June 22, 2013, 4:38 am, #246885
Life is short....if you eat too many of those! 4 L's :)
falloutghoul - June 14, 2013, 8:52 pm, #246614
And the arteries are clogged.


BEHOLD THE MAN -


TAGS: defender freedom father honour love
Rating: 4.68/5

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bigsouthfork - December 2, 2012, 1:00 am, #241120
There is no greater love. Godspeed faithful friend.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 4:56 pm, #216567
I'm pretty sure the lady in the pic does.
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:07 pm, #216565
Does anyone know who this soldier is?
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:05 pm, #216564
Very moving..........
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:41 pm, #216398
Excellent, RL. Truly moving. 5L's
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:18 pm, #216341

gave me the shivers, excellent
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2011, 4:39 pm, #216339
Very moving pic. 5L RL.
Shadowjoe - April 13, 2011, 1:25 pm, #216319
Who can argue this?
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:26 pm, #216315
Wow, this is very intense, most excellent RL. Of course 5l's to you.
RetiredUSNChief - April 13, 2011, 12:25 pm, #216314
Well put.
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 10:09 am, #216295
Five 5olemn thumbs up.
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:51 am, #216293
This is deep RL... very well 5aid


EASTER BUNNY? - what Easter Bunny?




ANGER MANAGEMENT -




being happy -


TAGS: dogs handicaps happiness
Rating: 4.81/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:04 am, #245561
Perfectly worded along with the picture. 5 one legged doggies.
CloudchaserS - April 24, 2013, 12:52 am, #245322
And to be thankful for/want what you have


9mm Ignorance -


TAGS: senseless police brutality bad cop bad cop dogs
Rating: 4.83/5

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ughomer - August 22, 2014, 10:16 am, #256304
"Paws Down! Desist!!"
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:52 am, #256291

did the doggy have his hands up?


HE'S CLIMBING YO' WINDOWS - HE'S SNATCHIN YO' PEOPLE UP


TAGS: antoine dodson ra** peter pan
Rating: 3.86/5

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440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:24 pm, #205575
You needed more of the actual quote, repost this with more of the quote . Either way ill be posting this too my facebook page.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:16 pm, #205400
clever, 4L's
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm, #205233

although i'm usuall eye to eye with you dude, i'm sorry....this is epic. i 5L'd it.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:15 pm, #205228
The idea of this is rather funny but your execution failed big time.


IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.


TAGS: dyslexic existentialism dog god burning question rnr
Rating: 3.45/5

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Zed - September 12, 2009, 10:08 pm, #117230
Nahhh, if it was Nietche, the title should have been "Dog is dead".
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:09 pm, #21252
...there is only causality
Sean - September 15, 2008, 3:16 pm, #21226
Hey, great picture and funny text. Kinda reminds me (the picture that is) about the Nietche poster about what "does't kill him turns immediately into mustache". My 5 didn't seem to give it a boost though. Ah well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 15, 2008, 2:48 pm, #21219
That dog looks a lot like Nietzsche. Coincidence?


REX KWON DO -




NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...


TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.56/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am, #233919
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind


SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive


TAGS: swearing learn do right drive
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:55 pm, #248052
*$-h-o-t *t-@-p-e-s Dang it! My above comment makes me look like a foul-mouthed SOB :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:52 pm, #248051
Eddie Murphy said that when you get sh**, you automatically say, "mother******!" He said watch those Regan ***es in slow motion, you'll see him mouth that word. Then he wondered if the pope said "mother---" when he got sh**. (curious face)
Budog - January 1, 2012, 10:26 pm, #227171
Krystal, I think and arrow to the knee would do the trick yikes!
kyrstal - January 1, 2012, 8:21 pm, #227170
i used to never swear right like you, then i took an arrow in the knee
mariand - January 1, 2012, 7:36 pm, #227169
hahaha...be thankful, that's what it makes them good car drivers
Verdeckt - January 1, 2012, 6:36 pm, #227164
It's where my kids learned all their swear words.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 4:19 pm, #227161
That's True .


CHEWY - he will protect you but watch out he will also chew on your sofa




MEMORIAL DAY 2011 -


TAGS: freedom thank you
Rating: 4.33/5

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Feasibly - May 30, 2011, 12:02 pm, #219363
Freedom to sit in class and fart like a pack mule for starters, 5L
Sho - May 30, 2011, 9:57 am, #219358
Ok. Freedom to what then
Hawamleh - May 29, 2011, 11:02 pm, #219338
Now that's something anyone can and should respect, 5l.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 10:02 pm, #219335
Completely understood RR. I did not wish to make allusions otherwise. Just don't try to call a Marine a "Soldier" to his face. ;)
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 9:56 pm, #219334
It is not "Freedom from" something but, the "Freedom to".
Sho - May 29, 2011, 9:31 pm, #219332
Don't take me wrong on this but: Freedom from what exactly?
rerun - May 29, 2011, 3:30 pm, #219328

I meant "Soldier" in a more generic form here, to nclude members of all branches of the military
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 1:14 pm, #219327
Not to forget a Marine or a Sailor or an Airman of course.


GOT MEAD - It does a Viking good ...




A MOMENT - of silence please *sniff*


TAGS: pillsbury doughboy
Rating: 4.44/5

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rubikscubeguy238 - May 19, 2011, 7:14 pm, #218775
lol
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 6, 2011, 7:43 pm, #218192
I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. faved and 5L'd.
Greeny - May 4, 2011, 7:56 pm, #218076
I did a report on Doughboy - back when 'we' were both kids. I wrote Pillsbury (waaaay before the internet)& asked for a picture... they sent a huge poster - it was cool! I aced the report & then tossed the poster, or used it for darts - can't remember...
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:14 pm, #218046
budumbumbump...lol
Produceman117 - May 4, 2011, 1:09 pm, #218045
Minnesota, huh? I always thought he was Danish. 5L.


NICE KITTY -


TAGS: sheldon bigban mountain lion
Rating: 4.95/5

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MPsniper - November 6, 2011, 7:41 am, #225600
bazinga
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 4:47 pm, #225505
I've said it before....Airman can sing me to sleep any time.


THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -


TAGS: my advice to the terrorists is don t run for the hills
Rating: 4.14/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am, #171251
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red ***e...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am, #168560
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^
Treehodger - November 15, 2009, 3:13 pm, #136823
Finnish Lahti Model L 39 20 mm... You got to love Google. XD Resembled the PKM, so I typed it in and found the true name of this bad boy. Now I want one. Thank God for Christmas!
boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:22 am, #136251
i dont use ph**shop i use mspaint if ur good with paint u dont need ph**o shop
Donny Donowitz - November 12, 2009, 8:50 pm, #136176
@Jared, I did it with Nancy Pelosi and didn't use ph**oshop...
lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 8:23 pm, #136162
it let me change to Lazyboredom the first time i posted but it changed to my name this time... weird
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 8:21 pm, #136161
You dont need ph**oshop to make good posters
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 7:19 am, #136051
you say anti tank rifle i say bfg
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:16 am, #136050
I think that is actually an anti tank rifle from WW2.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 2:35 am, #136037
they are elite bc they know their weapons
Sean - November 12, 2009, 1:51 am, #136031
Sorry Bone, but you lost me at "elite" ... and by that I mean I nearly choked on my brie.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 1:48 am, #136029
if only they really did that. yeah that be nice
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:21 pm, #135966
5L's i love it. probably because its true also.
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:42 pm, #135929
Nice one Bone. 5Ls
omnia - November 11, 2009, 6:54 pm, #135881
instead of dale earnhardt you could also use stevie ray vaughan. think that would get the killing juices flowing to.
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 5:38 pm, #135873
When isn't he?
Wheels - November 11, 2009, 5:36 pm, #135872
the Bone is on a roll
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 5:25 pm, #135870
Nice one, Bone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:17 pm, #135869
Same pic as one of my old crappy ones, but much better result. Great poster bone
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm, #135867
thanks guys...
CANADA - November 11, 2009, 4:58 pm, #135864
LMFAO!!!!!! 5LIONS!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 4:04 pm, #135851

this is so true. 5L


IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... - .....people learn not to divide by zero starting at a young age




KILL US - kill us now!


TAGS: dog outfits
Rating: 4.48/5

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steve1961 - August 14, 2012, 2:53 pm, #238412
There should be a warning label on your computer, Pengroin:If it causes irritation cease using it immediately...
spypengen - August 14, 2012, 1:44 pm, #238410
those are some h** dogs XD
CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:43 pm, #238356
Trying to think of a good wisecrack about toy dogs being coyote snacks, but I can't :-P


JESUS - The biggest idol of zombie walk.


TAGS: jsus zombie walk idol
Rating: 3.14/5

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Me_ - January 12, 2010, 1:06 pm, #152410
love it. Jewish zombie!!!
CANADA - January 8, 2010, 8:32 pm, #151207
mine is better. # 64409
ICEMAN - January 8, 2010, 8:22 pm, #151205
Are you nucking futs? How is this funny?


Just one goal -


TAGS: homeless dog man unconditional love
Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:24 pm, #248709
Heck, yer the one makin’ good posters. I’m just voting. Thank YOU! (y’oughta seen my first posters….wait…don’t)
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm, #248708
Thanks for the encouragement GaryO :)
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:55 pm, #248706
Old stuff, but the good stuff gets old. A good ol’ 5 goes here.


OOOOOOHEHEHEHEHE -


TAGS: fido vodka sailer fat man
Rating: 4.16/5

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herowish6 - December 21, 2010, 5:14 pm, #207896
JUST what people need! some clappers a sailor hat and pure n****ness
GreyScorpion - March 18, 2010, 11:52 am, #165462
we know why you drink it fido
spacedog - March 17, 2010, 7:01 pm, #165379
5Ls
GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 4:53 pm, #165360
Face, I think you've capture the essence of Fido's birthday, perfectly. 5+L
Hasbunmb - March 17, 2010, 4:32 pm, #165357
LOL..... Jesus christ....


I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?


TAGS: trying eating healthier donut salad
Rating: 4.14/5

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Derek - July 7, 2011, 8:04 pm, #221105
I expect this will be NYPD approved.


EVERYONE TELLS ME - WHEN MY DAUGHTER STARTS TO DATE, I SHOULD BE CLEANING A GUN WHEN THE BOY SHOWS UP...I'LL BE LOADING THEM.


TAGS: what the hell do you want boy
Rating: 3.88/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:52 am, #250015
In before sh**gun wedding.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 9, 2011, 9:38 pm, #213909
If you liked that check out #59558
TheABC - March 9, 2011, 1:49 pm, #213879
This was the most epic thread ever...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 7:38 am, #145891
Wow! I didn't know my post was going to start such a great conversation! I feel like I know so much more about you guys now! :)
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:22 am, #145860
*like
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:20 am, #145859
thanks moo. the fights i had as a kid wernt slapping matches link the panzies today
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:17 am, #145857
To remove the candle stick fro....I can't do it.....you're the **** CANADA.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:15 am, #145856
no, he needed an ambulance when i got up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:12 am, #145855
How Homoerotic.......did you spoon afterwards?....LOL
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:09 am, #145854
I came home drunk and he was mad because i didnt bring him with me(he didnt have a truck at the time)so when i got back he had the bright idea to start a fight, after i kicked his a**, he got up grabed a chair and hit me with it
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:05 am, #145851
i got into a fight with him and he hit me in the head with a chair
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am, #145850
Look it up college boy.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am, #145849
no, m brother fights like a girl
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am, #145848
WTF did you call me?
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am, #145847
Holy sh*t, guess he doesn't treasure your organs as much Mooooooooooooooo. Canada did you deserve it or was it dumb drunk fun? I have told someone to break a bottle over my head for sh*ts and giggles when i was drunk b4
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:02 am, #145846
You guys are a regular Uday and Qusay.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am, #145845
mybrother broke my nose with a chair when i was drunk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am, #145844
One time, He attacked me with an axe....i was probably asking for it.
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am, #145842
ROR!! Good point Moooooooo, i threw a knife at my brother when i was younger, i got the sh*t kicked outta me. Didn't do that again, now i am smarter and shooting someone just wouldn't be right, unless you are doing it to protect you or your fam.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:39 am, #145837
I would never kill him...I need his kidneys and liver.....also, I can never be convicted on DNA evidence alone......This Moooo+ knows whats up.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:37 am, #145836
hasnt everyone thought about kiling there brother?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:36 am, #145834
Sounds like you've thought of doing that a couple of times
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:35 am, #145833
He smokes....and not just at the ears....I have discovered the benefits of alcoholism.....he's still an angry white guy. (he'll probably live longer....unless someone kills him)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:32 am, #145830
He hasn't smoked half of BC?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am, #145828
I'm heavier....he's neurotic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am, #145827
No....We're quite different.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:29 am, #145826
Christ, how can the world handle that?
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:27 am, #145823
Holy sh!t. There's another identical Mooo+?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:26 am, #145821
I got slapped by a chick one time....she thought I was my Brother, Being a twin sucks. God Man, don't take advice from me......I got lucky in the end, My skills had nothing to do with it.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am, #145819
a girl stabed me with a fork once. she thought i was someone else
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:23 am, #145817
RMAO!!!! To good, always glad to learn some relationship advice from someone as wise as you Moooooooooooooo
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:20 am, #145813
LMAO! So it'll be on your next post to Naughtyfake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:18 am, #145812
No....they're "intimate"....and no one wants to see that...not even my wife apparently.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:17 am, #145810
Still show off the scars at poker night and tell the story of how you got them?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:15 am, #145807
Oh!, and Bipolar disorder....can't forget the bipolar disorder......she stabbed me. Twice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:13 am, #145806
It would have ruined my concentration.....And the one before her was a 7th day Adventist (or raised as one...home schooled, no social skills.....DEMON in the sack) So I was cautious.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:11 am, #145805
You didn't hit it anyway? Cause it would make YOU feel dirty?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am, #145804
Ughhhh. amateurs.....We've learned to ask about the pamphlet AFTER you hit it.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am, #145803
Jehova's Witness' can have a great a**?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am, #145802
Now, What have we learned?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am, #145801
*Wipes a tear away*
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am, #145800
sweet!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:03 am, #145799
And Moooooo+ lived happily ever after with an Irish girl who hates Jesus..........The E-nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:50 pm, #145798
"I'm part of the church".....I never saw her again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:49 pm, #145797
She was witty and magnificent.....3rd date. we had a fabulous meal and danced the night away....we went back to her place...there was a watchtower pamphlet on her table....I asked "have the Jehovahs been dropping by?".....Her response...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:46 pm, #145796
Sit back kids, and I'll tell you a story. When I lived n thunder bay i met a girl, Lang black hair, Hourglass figure, and an a** that would make Jesus cry.....I took her to dinner....she was eloquent and stunning....a week later We went to a play
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:43 pm, #145795
That would be nice! I couldn't imagine some peace and quite!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:39 pm, #145794
I didnt live in town, so people never came knocking
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:38 pm, #145793
Awesome Mooooooooooooooooo!!! I haven't really f***ed with the mormons, i have banged one but never messed with the missionaries.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:36 pm, #145792
Yea my neighbor pulled a Glock on one of them too, that **** was epic. It is funny to see them come by, they will go to the other side of the street when they pass our houses now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:35 pm, #145791
I was drinking at noon a few weeks ago (go figure) when The Mormons arrived....I gave them a lecture about John Smith and inquired about their special underwear....I doubt they'll come back.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:33 pm, #145790
LMFAO!
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm, #145789
ROR my favorite Jehobos moment was my brothers best friend answering the door with a gas mask hooked to a bong giving them a mangina! Was rediculous, i didnt enjoy the mangina but the look on thier face was priceless.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm, #145788
the dad gave up tring to wait for her to get back
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:31 pm, #145787
LOL!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:27 pm, #145786
Obviously you brought her back too early. Couldn't seal the deal?
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:21 pm, #145785
this was a 300 savage. beautiful gun but very complicated. its a lever action revolver. and it was still apart when i brought her back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:19 pm, #145784
I used to meet the Jehovahs at the door with my Mossberg ....But that was before the court order.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:15 pm, #145783
ROR, nice. My best friend had a dad pull that sh*t and he ended up talking to the dad for an hour about guns and missed his movie. To funny
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:02 pm, #145782
LMAO! my girlfriend's dad tried the whole cleaning a gun thing. he couldnt put it back together after
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 10:57 pm, #145781
d*** RIGHT!!! My princess just turned one!! I cant imagine the torture i am going to put boy through, it will be fun!!


I GET BY -


TAGS: dog rescue
Rating: 4.85/5

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rerun - February 17, 2011, 7:39 pm, #212619

still gets to me
freestyler - August 9, 2010, 8:18 pm, #188410
Ow lol this is actually not my dog ...*trows back in water*
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 6:44 pm, #188399
Is the owner a dude or a chick?
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 6:39 pm, #188398
BWAHAHAHA! Where's the stick? Or was it a ball? 5L


FAITH -


TAGS: faith believe doubt
Rating: 4.24/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:22 am, #238197
Too - frickin' - perfect!
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:52 pm, #237868
Agreed. Free "Kool-Aid" for everyone!
Sho - July 27, 2012, 7:26 pm, #237734
xD
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:11 pm, #237721
Hmmm, microwave…Fusion Activated Intensifies Thermal Heat…yup…..I believe
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:10 pm, #237720
Ah yes, faith. I know that one, and so does anyone that lives on the north Oregon coast…..I believe there really is a sun, and it dwells above the clouds, although I’ve never actually seen it…..I’ve taught my sons to also believe.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:36 pm, #237710
well played...
CloudchaserS - July 26, 2012, 11:17 pm, #237672
I believe there is a God and I think it's a horribly bad idea for one to just take some holy man's word for it without questioning what they say. Preachers intolerant of questions is a warning sign of a cult.
Sho - July 26, 2012, 11:08 pm, #237671
Ok. Will be my first post there lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2012, 11:04 pm, #237670
Yes, please do.5
spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:36 pm, #237665
Haha! 5weet. I believe... you should put this on religifake.


IT WAS THAT GUY - He let the dogs out !


TAGS: that guy let dogs out
Rating: 4.74/5

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Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:33 pm, #232074
The dogs seem well cared for to me. There is a good chance this guy raises and trains Service Dogs. Golden Retrievers make fantastic Service Dogs...
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:25 am, #232056
f*** THAT GUY *grabs sh**gun*
Budog - March 23, 2012, 10:59 pm, #231931
that these dogs are neglected, malnourished or abused.In fact the guy is taking them out to play in the snow...
tellitlikeitis - March 22, 2012, 9:46 pm, #231868
Not too sure if should call the Humane Society or not? I wish I had a place to house all those beautiful creatures.
Reality Lord - March 22, 2012, 5:40 pm, #231859

lolz :)
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:50 am, #231833
N-I-C-E
mariand - March 22, 2012, 7:03 am, #231828
lol... dude, looks like you!


DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!


TAGS: cannonball dom captain ciaos
Rating: 4.71/5

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niz - June 17, 2012, 4:52 pm, #236351
I just watched cannonball run! 5L
Budog - June 13, 2012, 1:18 pm, #236234
LMAO, thanks for the laugh today! 5L
CloudchaserS - June 13, 2012, 9:54 am, #236231
"JJ, I saved that woman's dog!" 5L because I loved that movie when I was a pup!
TheSanityInspector - June 13, 2012, 9:51 am, #236230
Dom DeLuise, RIP...


HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid


TAGS: greyhound dog wine glass
Rating: 4.26/5

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Sean - July 26, 2011, 11:36 am, #221929
I regret to advise that this comment adds nothing to allesc's rudimentary understanding of the internets. Accordingly, I shall be petitioning the petitioning the United Nations for a resolution to have it removoed. That is all.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:13 am, #221908
Are you sure it isn't a wine glass with a greyhound on it's a**?
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 10:14 pm, #210426
test tease...lol
Sean - January 12, 2011, 12:46 pm, #209735
It's a freakin' greyhound,allesc. Sure, if it was a Scottich Terrier-Poodle mix, the logic might not be as unassailable ... but I repeat, that's a freakin' greyhound WITH a wine glass on his head.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2011, 12:35 pm, #209733
Are you new to the interwebs allesc?
allesc - January 12, 2011, 11:46 am, #209731
What argument? i dont get it
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 7:11 pm, #209058
Well... OH YEAH!!!


CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am


TAGS: james kirk star trek parody abrams movie doris
Rating: 2.76/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:12 am, #31077
If you're going to retcon, retcon well.
LogicDude - October 28, 2008, 8:57 am, #31055
Meh. I think it makes the old Star Trek bridge look out of place. Like the Enterprise (seen here) was in a wreck so they had to fly around in a hoopdie later on.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 3:18 am, #31004
I like it. It looks like the old trek made slightly more plausible.
2Hotty - October 28, 2008, 1:04 am, #30973
what have they done to the bridge?!?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 3:51 am, #29633
Yeah, that's actor Chris Pine, the new Kirk. Movie comes out next May. Zachary Quinto (Sylar on Heroes) plays Spock. I'm psyched, though cautiously so.
Jungie - October 23, 2008, 1:33 am, #29621
It's from JJ Abrams' prequel movie.
pro - October 22, 2008, 5:44 pm, #29511
Looks like it could be from "Star Wreck" (http://www.starwreck.com/).
Johnny - October 22, 2008, 5:17 pm, #29508
Was this a joke or are they really bringing back Star Trek?


TROGDOR - He comes in the night.


TAGS: trogdor the burninator strongbad
Rating: 2.29/5

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funnyman37 - December 13, 2009, 3:54 pm, #145299
.............................................................................................................................................................................. but it's not night.
Charles - December 28, 2008, 11:13 am, #47183
He's not the only one! That does look pretty badass tho.


A MAN'S BEST FRIEND -




PIMP MY RIDE - ORIENTAL EDITION -


TAGS: ja****s bass donkey mule
Rating: 4.67/5

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Greeny - December 4, 2014, 8:29 pm, #258514
Hi Random Poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:38 am, #193092
I don't care what it is.....I'm gonna make it my b****.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:36 am, #193091
don't know exactly, but I would guess it's a hybrid of horse and donkey (hinny or mule). But I needed the "ass" for the play on words. I raise no claim to rightness! ;)
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 10:00 pm, #193007
Is it a horse or a donkey?
rerun - September 9, 2010, 7:17 pm, #192976

That horse rocks
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm, #192974
Nice forseti, 5 subs for you


AN EASIER WAY -


TAGS: snail slime doorknob iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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ihavenothingtodowiththis - November 27, 2011, 1:17 am, #226186
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
champ99 - November 21, 2011, 11:17 am, #226011
5o much for that cup of coffee.
dbeatham - November 20, 2011, 12:04 pm, #225980
theres a door?
gas - November 19, 2011, 2:10 pm, #225957
OMG XD


WAR - it's hell




MY DOCTOR TOLD ME - That she was going to give me a Digital Prostrate Exam. I said “Good, it’s about time they computerized these things.” She has the loveliest laugh.


TAGS: doctor prostrate
Rating: 4.73/5

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Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:20 am, #241521
There... there's an ad for prostate cancer check ups above the picture... The coincidence. It burns.
wilderbee - November 3, 2012, 1:26 am, #240364
*prostate
Nissta - February 18, 2012, 6:55 pm, #229795
Reminded me of when I was lying in A&E/ER after I'd crashed my bike and the NICE doctor girly said she had to test my prostrate!!! All that went through my head was NOOOOOOOOOOO I'm in enough pain as it is!!!!
RamblinBob - February 16, 2012, 10:26 pm, #229726
Since Jan 11th, I too now know what it feels like to be Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
Budog - February 16, 2012, 7:00 am, #229677
5L laughing my punhole off...


MAGIKARP - Will get it's revenge on you when it reaches level 20...




ZOMBIE GNOMES -




MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Just not yours.




LEONARDO DA VINCI CAN'T COMPREHEND -


TAGS: leonardodavinci pocket knowledge cats arguments
Rating: 4.35/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2013, 4:19 pm, #242533
Lookin’ at RD’s avatar and this poster in the comment section kinda gives me a hankerin’ for some doublemint gum
Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 4:05 pm, #242532
RD, I didn't realize that this was your avatar when I picked it... I just looked for a pic of Leonardo Da Vinci to go with the phrase... and I think we all like teh kittehz on teh netz.
Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 2:39 pm, #242531
Ok so I like cats
Doggit - January 16, 2013, 9:01 am, #242521
I have been exposed
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:03 pm, #242514
Rudedog??? And I thought he was just happy to be here… (5L, btw)


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN -




TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: shut down beach boys
Rating: 4.73/5

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zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:07 pm, #243511
I have a 4-cylinder '97 Buick Skylark that can outrun mustangs.
Cummins - August 18, 2011, 11:28 pm, #223170
Shake N Bake
ICEMAN - August 17, 2011, 8:45 pm, #223118
"Slingsh**" here I come...


GRATEFUL -


TAGS: play dead grateful dead dog
Rating: 4.72/5

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lgvernon - March 8, 2014, 5:26 pm, #253475

Thanks! I should'a color-filled each letter of text separately for the Dead Rainbow effect.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:19 am, #253463
Three gems in a row. It don’t get no better. I will now lick myself.
spacedog - March 8, 2014, 10:08 am, #253460
Trouble ahead, trouble behind, and you know this poster just blows my mind. 5L
rerun - March 8, 2014, 9:57 am, #253456

LOL, love this one


Pow! -


TAGS: the count edward beatdown twilight
Rating: 4.51/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:05 pm, #250118
When a purple muppet does a better job of being a vampire than your OC...it's time to rethink your life.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:09 pm, #247890
vampires should only sparkle when they're on fire.
bigsouthfork - May 2, 2013, 11:03 pm, #245488
Take that you sparking bastard!


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